As Christmas approaches, Saturday Night Live is here to help get you in the holiday spirit.
Wrapping up the entourage is Attorney General Jeff Sessions as a tiny Elf on the Shelf (also played by McKinnon), who playfully asks to put the topper on the Christmas tree: an angel with Mueller's face on it. Trump's legal team has stepped up its criticisms of the special counsel's investigation, as rumors swirl the president could be moving to fire Mueller soon. When Baldwin asked her what she wanted for Christmas, McKinnon answered, "I want out".
Gareth Bale's victor saves Real Madrid from humiliation against Al Jazira
Romarinho had fired the minnows into an unexpected lead despite Los Blancos enjoying all of the play in the first half. In the first semi-final played on Tuesday, Gremio edged Mexico's Pachuca 1-0 following a 95th minute goal by Everton.
First on the tree was former Federal Bureau of Investigation head James Comey, whose face adorned an ornament given to Baldwin's Trump by Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon).
After Jost pointed out the folly of Democrats calling for Trump to resign - "You're never going to shame President Grab-Ass" - Che offered a seasonal the-time-is-right observation on a Trump resignation.
Pence responded in the only way Pence really could, "Oh, I don't like that song because it mentions 'gay apparel'".
Thousands of Indonesians again protest Trump's Jerusalem move
Israel seized East Jerusalem in the 1967 Six-Day War and later annexed it in a move never recognised by the worldwide community. In Jerusalem on Sunday, Israeli police said a Palestinian assailant stabbed a security guard at the city's central bus station.
"Hey!" she shouted. "Let me in!" "We gotta cut off the head to kill the snake and I should know because I'm a mischievous little mongoose".
Omarosa makes a second, longer appearance on SNL's Weekend Update segment. "I deactivated my I.D. card". Here's how I vote: I look at both candidates, I listen to them speak, and then I ask myself, "If I got pulled over, which one of these candidates would I rather see approaching my auto?"
Four Things We Learned From Southampton 1-1 Arsenal
The French global has scored four goals in the Premier League this season, all coming off the bench. Last Saturday Arsenal lost 3-1 to United after giving away two simple goals in the first 11 minutes.
That was all she managed to get out before a security guard showed up to escort her off the premises again. "It's my greatest achievement, so now I can settle down and be super-presidential - that is, until Don Lemon says something mean about me, and I tweet the actual n-word".