SNL Throws a Very Trump-y Christmas Tree Trimming Party

Posted December 18, 2017

Now if SNL can just bring that same bite to Alec Baldwin's Trump sketches.

As Christmas approaches, Saturday Night Live is here to help get you in the holiday spirit.

Wrapping up the entourage is Attorney General Jeff Sessions as a tiny Elf on the Shelf (also played by McKinnon), who playfully asks to put the topper on the Christmas tree: an angel with Mueller's face on it. Trump's legal team has stepped up its criticisms of the special counsel's investigation, as rumors swirl the president could be moving to fire Mueller soon. When Baldwin asked her what she wanted for Christmas, McKinnon answered, "I want out".

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First on the tree was former Federal Bureau of Investigation head James Comey, whose face adorned an ornament given to Baldwin's Trump by Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon).

After Jost pointed out the folly of Democrats calling for Trump to resign - "You're never going to shame President Grab-Ass" - Che offered a seasonal the-time-is-right observation on a Trump resignation.

Pence responded in the only way Pence really could, "Oh, I don't like that song because it mentions 'gay apparel'".

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However, not everyone was allowed in on the special Christmas message, like Leslie Jones' Omarosa Manigault Newman, who left the White House this week.

"Hey!" she shouted. "Let me in!" "We gotta cut off the head to kill the snake and I should know because I'm a mischievous little mongoose".

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That was all she managed to get out before a security guard showed up to escort her off the premises again. "It's my greatest achievement, so now I can settle down and be super-presidential - that is, until Don Lemon says something mean about me, and I tweet the actual n-word".